life of a teenage vampire

i'm now 16 and a young alcoholic,
and there's not much more to say that i haven't said already!

i have now completely overcome my fear of spiders!
and that's something to be proud of!

it's very late and my parents think i'm asleep!
but thanks to our new broadband shit...
i can hide in the familyroom and enjoy the company of the internet
on my completely user-friendly computer!

i really need alcohol or i wont be able to stay awake for much longer,
so i'll get to the main highlights of my life at this particular point in time....

i've been selected to represent the state at the vancouver choralfest in canada
on the way to canada, we're stopping at honolulu HAWAII!
in addition, i will be attending the Myuna Bay Recreation Camp

i've finished writing the song that makes all the boys go "ga ga"
the point: i'm simply irresistible! (whatever that means)

i was on the train to circular quay,
when some middle aged bogan gave me his number! disgusto!
i'm not that desperate! sheesh!

but apart from that i'm enjoying year 11. it's not as hard as i expected.

right now i feel as though i am going to vomit as i have been drinking!
it's really strange because i never usually get hangovers! weird!

anyway, these are the lyrics to the first verse of my song i mentioned earlier
(clears throat)

You can tear out my soul, but i want my heart whole
But instead you just take it away
You stand by my grave, you said i was your slave
But your words are poison, they led me astray....

You've left me cold

the people in my fan club think it's too dark for me....
but i don't think it's dark enough!

i like dark everything! for full details, see my interests!

mr peterson, my physics teacher, typed something into my computer yesterday....
but it didn't work!

Mr Peterson: "why isn't it working?"
Me: "It's a computer Sir, it's not supposed to work!"

everyone in the class heard....
and i instantly earnt back my "top dog" reputation!

i'm currently being dogged by rumours that i am a lesbian!
just because i like someone who people think is gay! sheesh!
but he is not gay.... he's a pedifile (is that how you spell it)
he gives me weird looks like i am the last girl left on the planet!
but i have to admit he is cute, but he's 22 or something!
but i suppose i am now 16, so it is legal to date whoever i can get my hands on!

i didn't get a birthday present from my family, but.....
i got red wine from a friend!

for those people out there who are not yet 18, i'll give you my opinion on one alcoholic beverage
DO NOT TRY ANCIENT (two years or older) WHITE WINE BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE PISS!!!
if it is younger, it tastes a bit like almonds and/or fruit!

i'll conclude with best wishes to all (including arch-rivals!) Good night err i mean Good morning!!
xoxo Troubles Anonymous